Fengomtit is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, impressive ferret.

Fengomtit created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fengomtit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fengomtit, she will cry a lot.

Fengomtit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Fengomtit's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fengomtit.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always wear cyan.