Rawyakrenarnnegvinzedtail is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-confident bat.

Rawyakrenarnnegvinzedtail created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawyakrenarnnegvinzedtail, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rawyakrenarnnegvinzedtail, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rawyakrenarnnegvinzedtail's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Rawyakrenarnnegvinzedtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Retreat if six capybaras approach from the south.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rawyakrenarnnegvinzedtail.

4. You must love Rawyakrenarnnegvinzedtail.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.