Zodvanmet is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, uncaring grasshopper.

Zodvanmet created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Zodvanmet, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zodvanmet, he will destroy your home planet.

Zodvanmet's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zodvanmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Zodvanmet must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear red stockings.
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