Sogsigrut is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty toad.

Sogsigrut created time and space nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sogsigrut, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sogsigrut, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sogsigrut's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sogsigrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.