Cedmif is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, selfish capybara.

Cedmif created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedmif, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cedmif, it will turn you into a frog.

Cedmif's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cedmif's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cedmif.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.