Hampangdit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, amazing lizard.

Hampangdit created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hampangdit, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hampangdit, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Hampangdit's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Hampangdit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three dogs approach from the west.

2. Feed all hungry seals.

3. Swans are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a building before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.