Vanflybim Wodtagafafbunbum Tiklanmis is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, weak hummingbird.

Vanflybim Wodtagafafbunbum Tiklanmis created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanflybim Wodtagafafbunbum Tiklanmis, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vanflybim Wodtagafafbunbum Tiklanmis, he will turn you into a mole.

Vanflybim Wodtagafafbunbum Tiklanmis' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Vanflybim Wodtagafafbunbum Tiklanmis' Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Run away from green pigs, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.