Butgemdag is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome centaur.

Butgemdag created the Black Eye Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Butgemdag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Butgemdag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Butgemdag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Butgemdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.