Homnarlrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, all-knowing snail.

Homnarlrutt created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Homnarlrutt, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Homnarlrutt, she will be very unhappy.

Homnarlrutt's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Homnarlrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Feed all hungry whales.