Cubcanfas is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fussy naga.

Cubcanfas created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Cubcanfas, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cubcanfas, she will turn you into a frog.

Cubcanfas' most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cubcanfas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the west.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Pray towards the north.