Wigwegkon Mumgemgad Artbidnab is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, almighty fairy.

Wigwegkon Mumgemgad Artbidnab created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigwegkon Mumgemgad Artbidnab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wigwegkon Mumgemgad Artbidnab, it will be very unhappy.

Wigwegkon Mumgemgad Artbidnab's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wigwegkon Mumgemgad Artbidnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your legs.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not take Wigwegkon Mumgemgad Artbidnab's name in vain.

5. Never eat oranges.