Fenfonlist is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, strong owl.

Fenfonlist created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fenfonlist, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fenfonlist, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Fenfonlist's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fenfonlist's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured manatees.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.