Rigmilcuss is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unfair chinchilla.

Rigmilcuss created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigmilcuss, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Rigmilcuss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Rigmilcuss' most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Rigmilcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.