Babwaddap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, able dragon.

Babwaddap created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babwaddap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Babwaddap, she will be mildly annoyed.

Babwaddap's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Babwaddap's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Babwaddap.

2. You must love Babwaddap.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.