Zitranlit is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, impressive raccoon.

Zitranlit created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zitranlit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zitranlit, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Zitranlit's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Zitranlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick frogs.

2. You must pray to Zitranlit three times a day.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never jump in the presence of pigs.

5. Never think about cell theory.