Janvedtail is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless troll.

Janvedtail created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Janvedtail, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Janvedtail, it will send minions to preach to you.

Janvedtail's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Janvedtail's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near sheep.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not speak about strawberries.

4. Never paint your arms blue.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.