Yatbabcab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, smart pig.

Yatbabcab created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatbabcab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Yatbabcab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Yatbabcab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Yatbabcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Run away from fawn turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Fast once a month.