Bimgethog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, humorless human.

Bimgethog created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimgethog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bimgethog, she will turn you into a frog.

Bimgethog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bimgethog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never skip near sharks.

4. Run away from cyan porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.