Zodcedzed Minhunbog is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane troll.

Zodcedzed Minhunbog created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zodcedzed Minhunbog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Zodcedzed Minhunbog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zodcedzed Minhunbog's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Zodcedzed Minhunbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Run away if seven nematodes approach from the north.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.