Rulbellflagfas is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, capable whale.

Rulbellflagfas created the Sol system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulbellflagfas, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rulbellflagfas, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rulbellflagfas' most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Rulbellflagfas' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray immersed in water.