Janhabcad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, duplicitous dragon.

Janhabcad created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Janhabcad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Janhabcad, it will turn you into a slug.

Janhabcad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Janhabcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.