Didnultom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, loving chicken.

Didnultom created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Didnultom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didnultom, it will not care.

Didnultom's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Didnultom's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Run away from fawn aardvarks, for they are unholy.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.