Nabgephun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, sage gerbil.

Nabgephun created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabgephun, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabgephun, he will ignore you.

Nabgephun's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Nabgephun's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to snakes while wearing mauve kilts.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not take Nabgephun's name in vain.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat green fruit.