Dunkomrapdun is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm shrew.

Dunkomrapdun created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunkomrapdun, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dunkomrapdun, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dunkomrapdun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dunkomrapdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Hide if five monkeys approach from the west.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about gravity.