Hunbidhog is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident wren.

Hunbidhog created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hunbidhog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hunbidhog, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Hunbidhog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hunbidhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Worship no other gods but Hunbidhog.

5. Never wear rings.