Mipstigceb is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic fish.

Mipstigceb created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipstigceb, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mipstigceb, it will turn you into a puffin.

Mipstigceb's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mipstigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Hide from yellow tortoises for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Mipstigceb must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.