Gemlogtettitarton is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, sage hedgehog.

Gemlogtettitarton created the solar system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemlogtettitarton, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gemlogtettitarton, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gemlogtettitarton's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gemlogtettitarton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Gemlogtettitarton loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never jump in the presence of voles.

5. Worship no other gods but Gemlogtettitarton.