Cetmeglop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, bad-tempered capybara.

Cetmeglop created light eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetmeglop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Cetmeglop, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cetmeglop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Cetmeglop's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help badgers in need.

4. Never bounce near doves.

5. Never eat green fruit.