Mabdobpib is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unthinking newt.

Mabdobpib created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabdobpib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mabdobpib, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mabdobpib's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Mabdobpib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Mabdobpib on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mabdobpib.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never hurt whales.