Zodpancem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable duck.

Zodpancem created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Zodpancem, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zodpancem, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zodpancem's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Zodpancem's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Feed all hungry squirrels.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about planets.