Zankadarn is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring snake.

Zankadarn created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zankadarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zankadarn, it will boil you in a big pot.

Zankadarn's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Zankadarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never jump in the presence of capybaras.

3. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the west.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never talk about fire.