Sidlikren is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, prudent hamster.

Sidlikren created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidlikren, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sidlikren, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sidlikren's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sidlikren's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the south.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

3. Worship no other gods but Sidlikren.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about fire.