Pidfumbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish raven.

Pidfumbep created carbon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidfumbep, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pidfumbep, she will jump up and down on your head.

Pidfumbep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pidfumbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must never eat onions.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.