Abmapkan is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, emotional rat.

Abmapkan created water four years ago.

If you believe in Abmapkan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Abmapkan, she will destroy your home solar system.

Abmapkan's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Abmapkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never laugh in the presence of mites.

5. Never write about amino acids.