Tithotcapgumzaghotwit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, dishonest centaur.

Tithotcapgumzaghotwit created an electron five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tithotcapgumzaghotwit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tithotcapgumzaghotwit, he will send minions to preach to you.

Tithotcapgumzaghotwit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tithotcapgumzaghotwit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.