Mabjamzig Witcissweebifbog is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered crane.

Mabjamzig Witcissweebifbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabjamzig Witcissweebifbog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mabjamzig Witcissweebifbog, it will turn you into a snail.

Mabjamzig Witcissweebifbog's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Mabjamzig Witcissweebifbog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.