Sigbuncun is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonourable warg.

Sigbuncun created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigbuncun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sigbuncun, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sigbuncun's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Sigbuncun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Sigbuncun.

4. Hide if three horses approach from the south.

5. Always help snakes in need.