Vedfencudaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, grumpy dryad.

Vedfencudaf created gold three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedfencudaf, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vedfencudaf, it will make you grow a tail.

Vedfencudaf's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Vedfencudaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Run away from red dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Never eat nuts.

5. Do not take Vedfencudaf's name in vain.