Sog is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered gerbil.

Sog created tapeworms three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sog, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sog's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Sog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the south.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Sog must be the most important thing in your life.