Abgomcib is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-powerful narwhal.

Abgomcib created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Abgomcib, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Abgomcib, it will destroy your home planet.

Abgomcib's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Abgomcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.