Fombarnvil is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful crane.

Fombarnvil created light three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fombarnvil, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fombarnvil, it will turn you into a puffin.

Fombarnvil's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fombarnvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always help voles in need.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Fombarnvil on top of important buildings.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fombarnvil.