Dothotpag is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, clever crocodile.

Dothotpag created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dothotpag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dothotpag, she will turn you into a snail.

Dothotpag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Dothotpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dothotpag.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.