Ponfudyar is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent bee.

Ponfudyar created dark energy four years ago.

If you believe in Ponfudyar, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ponfudyar, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Ponfudyar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ponfudyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponfudyar loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Ponfudyar on top of all buildings.

4. Do not take Ponfudyar's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.