Zagbiflid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy jellyfish.

Zagbiflid created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagbiflid, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zagbiflid, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Zagbiflid's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Zagbiflid's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Zagbiflid.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. You must pray to Zagbiflid eight times a day.