Dotyikbut is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, egotistical monkey.

Dotyikbut created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotyikbut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotyikbut, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dotyikbut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Dotyikbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Run away if seven cats approach from the west.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotyikbut.