Linsintam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, calm bear.

Linsintam created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Linsintam, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Linsintam, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Linsintam's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Linsintam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help sick foxes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.