Kenkarduss is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, sage lion.

Kenkarduss created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenkarduss, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenkarduss, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kenkarduss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Kenkarduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear tights.