Yimhatkip is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow fairy.

Yimhatkip created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimhatkip, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yimhatkip, he will turn you into a tree.

Yimhatkip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Yimhatkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Never think about gravity.