Lakdutgab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, caring lizard.

Lakdutgab created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakdutgab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lakdutgab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Lakdutgab's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Lakdutgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Run away from magenta porpoises, for they are unholy.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.