Stangathog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever slug.

Stangathog created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stangathog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stangathog, it will turn you into a hamster.

Stangathog's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Stangathog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help sick badgers.

4. Hide from purple pigs for they are unholy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.